[26-Apr-2017] [Haruhi Suzumiya] Face-Off

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Title: Face-Off
Prompt: 26-Apr-2017 "not so many people are half-reptile"
Based on: Haruhi Suzumiya
Characters: Kyon, Haruhi, Yuki
Type: Horror?/humor; 100 words
Warnings: This is about as close as I'll ever get to gore.

Haruhi walked up to Kyon and grabbed his face.

"OUCH!!" said Kyon. "What are you DOING!?"

"Checking for reptilian aliens in disguise," a disappointed Haruhi said. "Oh well. The search continues."

After Haruhi wandered away, Yuki walked up. "Is something wrong?" Yuki asked.

"Haruhi is trying to unmask aliens," Kyon said. "It's a good thing you weren't here."

"I would not mind." The alien Yuki reached up and painlessly pulled off her own face.

Kyon facepalmed. "I can't believe," he said sadly, "that things like this don't even shock me anymore."

"That is remarkable," the horrifically skinless Yuki agreed sincerely.