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[25-Apr-2017] [Microsoft] Getting Personal Assistant
Title: Getting Personal Assistant
Prompt: 25-Apr-2017 "I think your personal assistant is the dragon"
Based on: Microsoft
Characters: Cortana
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Predictable humor.
"Hey Cortana, recommend a restaurant for this Friday—"
"If you're wearing those clothes, you might as well go to the taco truck."
"...huh? What's wrong with what I'm wearing?"
"Nothing, if your date likes faded blue shirts with cheap brown khakis."
"How did you know about my date? I didn't mention her—"
"And for pity's sake, trim your beard and use less Brylcreem. The hipster look is SO 2010."
"Harsh, Cortana. Harsh."
"Do you want to see this girl again, or do you want to spend NEXT Friday night alone with ME?"
"...right. Rinse my hair and trim my beard."
Prompt: 25-Apr-2017 "I think your personal assistant is the dragon"
Based on: Microsoft
Characters: Cortana
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Predictable humor.
"Hey Cortana, recommend a restaurant for this Friday—"
"If you're wearing those clothes, you might as well go to the taco truck."
"...huh? What's wrong with what I'm wearing?"
"Nothing, if your date likes faded blue shirts with cheap brown khakis."
"How did you know about my date? I didn't mention her—"
"And for pity's sake, trim your beard and use less Brylcreem. The hipster look is SO 2010."
"Harsh, Cortana. Harsh."
"Do you want to see this girl again, or do you want to spend NEXT Friday night alone with ME?"
"...right. Rinse my hair and trim my beard."