[24-Apr-2017] [El-Hazard] Go Fish No Fish

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Title: Go Fish No Fish
Prompt: 24-Apr-2017 "does a man with a harpoon go hungry?"
Based on: El-Hazard
Characters: Nanami, Makoto, Fujisawa
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Makoto and Fujisawa walked into the Shinonome Diner, carrying fishing poles and tackle boxes.

"Look at you two," Nanami said with a smile. "You're taking this fishing trip seriously."

"It's a change from mountaineering," Fujisawa said, "and the fish are really 'biting' now."

"Well, have fun... Oh! I packed your lunches." Nanami held out two deluxe boxed lunches.

Makoto frowned. "Nanami, we're going FISHING. We were planning to CATCH our lunch."

"Have either of you ever actually caught a fish in your lives?" Nanami asked patiently.

Fujisawa and Makoto looked at each other, and then they sadly accepted the lunches.