ext_84495 ([identity profile] kb9vcn.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] 31_days2017-04-18 10:50 pm

[18-Apr-2017] [Pinky And The Brain] Narf Mouse Narf Biscuit

Title: Narf Mouse Narf Biscuit
Prompt: 18-Apr-2017 "dreams are here before you sleep"
Based on: Pinky And The Brain
Characters: Pinky And The Brain, Santa Claus mentioned
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Obscure references.
Notes: This takes place a year after "A Pinky And The Brain Christmas."

Twas the night before Christmas,
And all thru the lab,
Not a creature was narfing,
Not even a—


"NARF!!"

"I stand corrected," the Brain said. "Pinky, if you don't go to sleep, Santa can't deliver your presents."

"What if we're on the 'naughty' list?" Pinky asked. "Last year, we pretended to be elves and infiltrated his toyshop."

"That's true," the Brain admitted. "Perhaps we could exchange gifts instead. Do you want something in particular?"

"All I want for Christmas," Pinky declared, "is a Dukla Prague away kit."

"It's an unusual request," the Brain pondered, "but it's easier than the WORLD."