[16-Apr-2017] [Touhou Project] Grasshopper Hop

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Title: Grasshopper Hop
Prompt: 16-Apr-2017 "she grows grasshoppers quicker than flowers"
Based on: Touhou Project
Characters: Yuuka, Aya, Wriggle
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Partial nudity and purposeful out-of-character humor.

Yuuka was working in a flower-bed when a large grasshopper landed on her arm.

"Well, hello there," Yuuka said condescendingly. "Aren't you an ugly little fellow?"

The grasshopper spat "tobacco juice" at her.

"Why, you!!—" Yuuka moved to squash it, but it jumped up her arm— and then, down her blouse.

—

Aya spotted Wriggle and flew up to her. "Hi Aya!" said Wriggle.

"Is anything interesting happening today?" Aya the reporter asked hopefully.

As if on cue, a half-naked Yuuka ran past, screaming like a submissive girl and frantically pulling off her remaining clothing.

"Well... there's that," Wriggle said nervously.