[14-Apr-2017] [Touhou Project] Plants And Birds And Rocks And Things

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Title: Plants And Birds And Rocks And Things
Prompt: 14-Apr-2017 "she didn't want a world of trees and she didn't want a world of stones"
Based on: Touhou Project
See also: "A Horse With No Name" by America.
Characters: Eirin, Kaguya, Mokou mentioned
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Eirin sat in an open doorway of the Eientei Clinic, enjoying some pleasant spring weather.

Kaguya slowly crawled up on her hands and knees. "Help Me Eirin!™" she cried piteously.

"You've been outside for less than five minutes," Eirin said patiently.

"But the SUN, and the TREES, and the BIRDS, and even the ROCKS, are ALL so AWFUL!!" the hikkikomori princess wept. "I want my kotatsu, and my video games, and my nice DARK air-conditioned ROOOOOOM!!"

"You've been out much longer, and walked much further, to duel with Mokou," Eirin noted.

"But that's DIFFERENT!!" Kaguya whined. "Killing Mokou is FUN!!"