[11-Apr-2017] [One-Punch Man] Get Used To Disappointment

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Title: Get Used To Disappointment
Prompt: 11-Apr-2017 "I've even given you a chance to die"
Based on: One-Punch Man
See also: The Princess Bride
Characters: Saitama, Genos
Type: Humor/parody; 100 words
Warnings: None.

A large monster was failing to land a blow on Saitama, but it was still smiling.

"I know something you don't know," the monster said.

"And what is that," Saitama asked without really wanting to know.

"I am not left-handed!" the monster said as it redoubled its attack.

"OK," Saitama said. "Oh, there's something I ought to tell you."

"Tell me," the monster said.

"I'm not left-handed either."

—

A short time later, Saitama walked up to Genos.

"Sensei? Did you defeat that monster already?" Genos asked.

"Yep," Saitama said sadly. "It might as well have been left-handed."

"...huh?" said Genos.