[8-Apr-2017] [El-Hazard] A Head For Figures

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Title: A Head For Figures
Prompt: 8-Apr-2017 "did you forget I can hear your thoughts?"
Based on: El-Hazard
Characters: Makoto, Ifurita
Type: Humor/romance?; 100 words
Warnings: Cheesy adult humor.
Notes: This takes place some time after the end of the first OVA series.

Makoto was reading in his study when Ifurita walked up, leaned forward, and embraced him from behind.

Makoto activated his ability without turning around. [Hello, love,] he "said."

(You have been here all day. What has you so preoccupied?) Ifurita "asked."

[Oh, it's just some ten-dimensional astrophysics calculus... and...]

Ifurita squeezed him more tightly. (And?...)

[And your chest,] Makoto admitted.

(I am sorry to have distracted you.)

[No, it's chest your boobs... I'm sorry, I bust can't knockers your jugs...]

[I take no offense,] Ifurita "said" happily. [It pleases me to know that my figure is ALWAYS on your mind.]