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[4-Apr-2017] [One-Punch Man] Punch It Up A Bit
Title: Punch It Up A Bit
Prompt: 4-Apr-2017 "no one wants the small stories"
Based on: One-Punch Man
Characters: Saitama
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: OPM-esque gross-out humor.
A reporter had tracked Saitama down and asked him for an interview.
"How did you defeat the monster you fought earlier today?" the reporter asked.
"I punched it," Saitama said, "and it died."
The reporter frowned. "Surely there was more to it than that. Could you go into more detail?"
"OK," Saitama said. "I punched it; its skull shattered and its spinal cord collapsed; its eyeballs squirted out at right angles and flew all the way across the street; bits of its brain splattered across an entire city block; and it died."
"...eww," said the reporter.
"Pretty much," Saitama agreed.
Prompt: 4-Apr-2017 "no one wants the small stories"
Based on: One-Punch Man
Characters: Saitama
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: OPM-esque gross-out humor.
A reporter had tracked Saitama down and asked him for an interview.
"How did you defeat the monster you fought earlier today?" the reporter asked.
"I punched it," Saitama said, "and it died."
The reporter frowned. "Surely there was more to it than that. Could you go into more detail?"
"OK," Saitama said. "I punched it; its skull shattered and its spinal cord collapsed; its eyeballs squirted out at right angles and flew all the way across the street; bits of its brain splattered across an entire city block; and it died."
"...eww," said the reporter.
"Pretty much," Saitama agreed.