31_days | [2-Apr-2017] [Galaxy Angel] No Heterosexuals In Foxholes

Title: No Heterosexuals In Foxholes
Prompt: 2-Apr-2017 "if you believe in the invisible deity, why can't you believe in the desperation of humans?"
Based on: Galaxy Angel
See also: "There are no atheists in foxholes."
Characters: Milfeulle, Ranpha, Forte
Type: Humor; 200 words
Warnings: Weird adult humor.

"I heard you had a bad time on your last assignment," Milfeulle said to Ranpha and Forte.

"We were trapped together under heavy fire," Ranpha said. "I admit I was REALLY scared."

"I was pretty scared myself," Forte said kindly. "It's a good thing that I was there with you."

"It reminds me of the time we got caught in a blizzard," Ranpha said. "We had to share a bedroll, and hold each other close all night long, just to stay warm."

"And remember when we were arrested while we were working undercover, and we had to break out of prison handcuffed together?" Forte said. "We were on the run for days, and we had to do EVERYTHING together."

"You've survived so much danger together," Milfeulle said. "It's almost like someone is trying to tell you something."

"It sure is," Ranpha said. "I've GOTTA find a rich MAN and RETIRE!"

Milfeulle bit her lip and turned to Forte. "Um..." she started to say.

"Don't worry about it, Milfeulle," said Forte. "It'd be a shame if we got together after all that danger, and then I KILLED her because she's SO FREAKIN' STUPID!!"

"That would be a shame," Milfeulle agreed mildly.