[31-Mar-2017] [Touhou Project] Great Barrier Beef

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Title: Great Barrier Beef
Prompt: 31-Mar-2017 "sometimes we put up walls, not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to knock them down"
Based on: Touhou Project
Characters: Reimu, Yukari
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Yukari found Reimu inspecting the Hakurei Shrine grounds. "Problem?" Yukari asked.

"You need to strengthen the Great Hakurei Barrier," Reimu grumbled. "Another outsider found their way in."

"You say that as if it were a bad thing," Yukari said.

"The purpose of the Great Barrier is to keep outsiders OUTSIDE!" Reimu snapped.

"Not entirely," Yukari said. "A GOOD barrier keeps everybody out of Gensokyo... but a GREAT barrier lets the CLEVER people IN."

"...you might not be as lazy and stupid as I first thought," Reimu admitted reluctantly.

Yukari fanned herself haughtily. "That's high praise," she said, "coming from YOU."