[24-Mar-2017] [Touhou Project] Medicine Show

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Title: Medicine Show
Prompt: 24-Mar-2017 "an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure"
Based on: Touhou Project
Characters: Eirin, Kaguya, Reisen
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Cruel humor.
Notes: The "Reisen as Bugs Bunny" jokes will never get old.

"You've been testing pharmaceuticals on Reisen again, haven't you?" Kaguya asked Eirin.

"Yes, I've been working on a preventative treatment," Eirin said. "What gave it away?"

Kaguya turned to Reisen. "How you doin', kiddo?" she asked.

"Ickety ackety oop ehh ehh," a heavily medicated Reisen said. "Ziggety zaggety zoop aah aah. Ooh ooh *thppbt* aah aah *hrrghk*. Flippety flappety floop."

Kaguya turned back to Eirin. "And exactly WHAT is THAT supposed to prevent!?" she asked.

"MY OWN BOREDOM," Eirin said with a dead-eyed yandere smile.

"Are you sure you haven't been using some of the drugs yourself?" Kaguya asked nervously.