[21-Mar-2017] [Fate/stay night] Shut Up So That I Can Kiss You

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Title: Shut Up So That I Can Kiss You
Prompt: 21-Mar-2017 "unexpected kisses"
Based on: Fate/stay night
Characters: Rin, Shirou, Saber, Archer mentioned
Type: Humor/romance?; 200 words
Warnings: Out-of-context silliness.

Shirou walked up on a completely disheveled and flustered Rin.

"Did Archer grab you and make out with you... again?" Shirou asked.

"Yep," Rin squeaked.

"You know," Shirou said, "if you don't want him to grab you and make out with you, you could order him to stop."

"Ih-it's not like I duh-don't like it," Rin stammered, as Saber walked up. "Why don't you mind your own business— and why don't you make out with your OWN Servant instead."

After Rin walked away, Shirou and Saber stared at each other for a long silent awkward pause.

"Did Archer grab her and make out with her... again?" Saber asked.

"Yep," Shirou squeaked.

"I see," the ever-serious Saber said thoughtfully.

They stared at each other for another long silent awkward pause.

"So, uh," Shirou said nervously, "would you like to, uh—"

"Yes," Saber said simply.

"I mean," Shirou said, "only if you want to, uh—"

"Yes," Saber said again.

"It's just, I wouldn't want to pressure you into—" Shirou started to say.

Saber reached up with both hands and held his face. "Shirou, please shut up so that I can kiss you."

"Shutting up now," Shirou said just before he was kissed.