[18-Mar-2017] [One-Punch Man] Single Occupant

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Title: Single Occupant
Prompt: 18-Mar-2017 "never sent"
Based on: One-Punch Man
Characters: Saitama, Genos
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Saitama and Genos were sorting out another drone-load of mail.

"Fan letter for me..." Genos said. "Fan letter for me... fan letter for me... fan letter for me... fan letter for me... fan letter for me...

"...oh, here you go. This one is for 'OCCUPANT'." Genos handed a bulk-mail flier to Saitama.

"OK," Saitama said.

"The girl in its picture looks like she'd love to sell you insurance," Genos said encouragingly.

"She's a model," Saitama said.

"A MODEL? WOW! Aren't YOU lucky!" Genos said. "...this 'act' isn't helping at all, is it."

"Nope," said Saitama. "But I appreciate the thought."