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[17-Mar-2017] [Touhou Project] The Crux Of The Biscuit
Title: The Crux Of The Biscuit
Prompt: 17-Mar-2017 "crux"
Based on: Touhou Project
See also: "Stink-Foot" by Frank Zappa.
Characters: Patchouli, Remilia, Sakuya mentioned
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Asthmatic humor and a rude gesture.
Remilia had just made herself a late-night cup of tea in the Scarlet Devil kitchen when Patchouli weakly staggered into the room, wheezing and gasping for breath.
"Problem?" Remilia asked.
"*hanh* *hanh* *hanh*" Patchouli said as she pointed at the cabinets where Sakuya kept the cookies.
"Did you run out of digestive biscuits?" Remilia asked.
"*hanh* *hanh* *hanh*" Patchouli said again.
"I know that you suffer from asthma," Remilia said, "but you might not lose your breath so easily if you exercised instead of eating cookies all night long."
"*hanh* *hanh* *hanh*" Patchouli said as she gave Remilia the finger.
Prompt: 17-Mar-2017 "crux"
Based on: Touhou Project
See also: "Stink-Foot" by Frank Zappa.
Characters: Patchouli, Remilia, Sakuya mentioned
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Asthmatic humor and a rude gesture.
Remilia had just made herself a late-night cup of tea in the Scarlet Devil kitchen when Patchouli weakly staggered into the room, wheezing and gasping for breath.
"Problem?" Remilia asked.
"*hanh* *hanh* *hanh*" Patchouli said as she pointed at the cabinets where Sakuya kept the cookies.
"Did you run out of digestive biscuits?" Remilia asked.
"*hanh* *hanh* *hanh*" Patchouli said again.
"I know that you suffer from asthma," Remilia said, "but you might not lose your breath so easily if you exercised instead of eating cookies all night long."
"*hanh* *hanh* *hanh*" Patchouli said as she gave Remilia the finger.