ext_84495 ([identity profile] kb9vcn.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] 31_days2017-03-13 06:10 pm

[13-Mar-2017] [RWBY] Reign Of Blows

Title: Reign Of Blows
Prompt: 13-Mar-2017 "there's some things you can learn best in the calm, and some in the storm"
Based on: RWBY
See also: "Reign Of Blows" by XTC.
Characters: Team CFVY
Type: Humor?; 100 words
Warnings: Weird graphic imagery.

Team CFVY was patrolling in a warm heavy rain. "Buck up, little campers!" Coco cried. "We won't have sunny skies for every job!"

"I HATE getting water in my Faunus ears," a miserable Velvet said. "And why are YOU so happy? You're hardly the outdoorsy type."

"Use your imagination," Coco said. "This isn't really rain."

"It isn't?" Velvet asked nervously.

"Nope," Coco said with a yandere grin. "We're BATHING in the TEARS and the BLOOD and the ENTRAILS of our ENEMIES!!"

"Eww," said Velvet.

She turned to Fox and Yatsuhashi. "I mean, EWW, right?"

"Eww," Fox and Yatsuhashi agreed meekly.