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[8-Mar-2017] [One-Punch Man] Anti-Hero-Thesis
Title: Anti-Hero-Thesis
Prompt: 8-Mar-2017 "antithesis"
Based on: One-Punch Man
Characters: Saitama, Genos
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.
Saitama and Genos were conducting routine business at a Hero Association office when they strolled past an unrelated meeting.
"We should leverage our synergies," one executive said, "and market our heroes' likenesses more aggressively."
Another executive pointed at Saitama. "Do you mean, heroes like HIM?" the executive asked.
"Sup," said Saitama.
"Of COURSE not!" the first executive cried. "The 'Caped Baldy' is the very antithesis of a marketable hero!"
"I might be offended," Saitama said to Genos, "if I knew what that meant."
"They're marketers, sensei," Genos reassured him. "They make things up."
"You're not wrong," the other executive agreed.
Prompt: 8-Mar-2017 "antithesis"
Based on: One-Punch Man
Characters: Saitama, Genos
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.
Saitama and Genos were conducting routine business at a Hero Association office when they strolled past an unrelated meeting.
"We should leverage our synergies," one executive said, "and market our heroes' likenesses more aggressively."
Another executive pointed at Saitama. "Do you mean, heroes like HIM?" the executive asked.
"Sup," said Saitama.
"Of COURSE not!" the first executive cried. "The 'Caped Baldy' is the very antithesis of a marketable hero!"
"I might be offended," Saitama said to Genos, "if I knew what that meant."
"They're marketers, sensei," Genos reassured him. "They make things up."
"You're not wrong," the other executive agreed.