ext_84495 ([identity profile] kb9vcn.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] 31_days2017-03-04 11:40 pm

[4-Mar-2017] [Fate/stay night] Swords-Man Ship

Title: Swords-Man Ship
Prompt: 4-Mar-2017 "a successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others throw at them"
Based on: Fate/stay night
Characters: Shirou, Saber, Gilgamesh mentioned
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Weird gruesome humor.

Saber found Shirou admiring a small ornate sword. "Did you 'trace' that sword yourself?" Saber asked.

"No," Shirou said. "I pulled it out of my chest cavity after our latest battle with Gilgamesh. He plunged it entirely into me."

Saber sweat-dropped.

"I don't recognize this blade's place in history," Shirou said, "but it's very well-made, and it's held its edge. I hardly even felt it when it cut my pancreas in two."

"This is not the first time that I have said this," Saber said, "but Shirou? Sometimes I honestly and truly worry about you."

"Duly noted," Shirou said cheerfully.