ext_84495 ([identity profile] kb9vcn.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] 31_days2017-02-28 11:15 pm

[28-Feb-2017] [One-Punch Man] Sassy Lost Child Lost

Title: Sassy Lost Child Lost
Prompt: 28-Feb-2017 "we thought that our pleasure would always remain"
Based on: One-Punch Man
Characters: Tatsumaki, Saitama mentioned
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Purposeful out-of-character humor.

Two of Tatsumaki's fans watched her face a Dragon-class monster from a distance.

"I think she's been spending too much time around the 'Caped Baldy'," one fan said.

"Why?" the other fan asked.

The monster interrupted them. "I SHALL NOW REVEAL MY FULL POWERS!!" it roared.

"OK," an expressionless Tatsumaki said.

"I never thought that the Tornado Of Terror would ever lose her sass," the first fan said sadly.

"If she doesn't show more fighting spirit," the other fan said, "she'll lose her S-Class ranking."

"And she's also at risk," the first fan added, "of losing all her tsundere-pseudo-loli fan-boys."