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[22-Feb-2017] [Haruhi Suzumiya] Not Up To Batwoman
Title: Not Up To Batwoman
Prompt: 22-Feb-2017 "the hour is getting darker, the night's gone to my head"
Based on: Haruhi Suzumiya
Characters: Kyon, Mikuru, Tsuruya, others
Type: Humor/parody; 100 words
Warnings: None.
Tsuruya found the SOS Brigade filming in the city park. "Are ya makin' more 'Adventures of Mikuru Asahina'?" she asked Kyon.
"Yes and no," Kyon said. "Haruhi wanted to make something a bit darker."
As if on cue, Mikuru stepped into view, wearing an all-black bodysuit, cowl and cape that was far too large for the tiny girl.
"I am... vengeance." Mikuru declared unconvincingly. "I am... The Night."
"BWAH HA HA HA HA HA!!" said Tsuruya. "BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!"
"Hey, Haruhi?" said Kyon. "If you haven't cast the villain yet— I've found the perfect actress."
Prompt: 22-Feb-2017 "the hour is getting darker, the night's gone to my head"
Based on: Haruhi Suzumiya
Characters: Kyon, Mikuru, Tsuruya, others
Type: Humor/parody; 100 words
Warnings: None.
Tsuruya found the SOS Brigade filming in the city park. "Are ya makin' more 'Adventures of Mikuru Asahina'?" she asked Kyon.
"Yes and no," Kyon said. "Haruhi wanted to make something a bit darker."
As if on cue, Mikuru stepped into view, wearing an all-black bodysuit, cowl and cape that was far too large for the tiny girl.
"I am... vengeance." Mikuru declared unconvincingly. "I am... The Night."
"BWAH HA HA HA HA HA!!" said Tsuruya. "BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!"
"Hey, Haruhi?" said Kyon. "If you haven't cast the villain yet— I've found the perfect actress."