ext_84495 ([identity profile] kb9vcn.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] 31_days2017-02-20 07:25 pm

[20-Feb-2017] [Hand Maid May] Cutlery Leery

Title: Cutlery Leery
Prompt: 20-Feb-2017 "this blade here is my best friend"
Based on: Hand Maid May
Characters: Kazuya, May, Rena
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Kazuya watched May chop vegetables with superhuman efficiency at his apartment's kitchen counter.

"I know you have the speed and reflexes of a CyberDoll," Kazuya said, "but that still looks dangerous."

"Kitchen utensils can be dangerous," May agreed, "but if you keep them clean and sharp, and if you respect their intended uses, they'll serve you well."

As if on cue, Rena marched through the kitchen, childishly banging a ladle against an overturned pot.

"That wasn't a knife," Kazuya noted, "but she wasn't respectful."

"Regardless of Rena's age," May said, "knowing her personality, we shouldn't let her handle any knives."