[17-Feb-2017] [Rozen Maiden] Rozen Harem

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Title: Rozen Harem
Prompt: 17-Feb-2017 "seven worlds will collide whenever I'm by your side"
Based on: Rozen Maiden
Characters: Jun, Shinku, others
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Creepy adult humor.

Seven maidens faced each other on a field of battle while the master of the fifth maiden stood nearby.

And then, all seven maidens began to remove their clothes.

"What are you doing!?" the handsome young master cried. "I thought you were going to fight!"

"We shall," the fifth maiden said. "Our final battle is for YOU... Master."

"Oh," her master said. "OK."

—

Jun turned from his computer to find Shinku reading his alternate-universe fan fiction over his shoulder.

"Uh—" Jun started to say.

"No, keep going," Shinku said dangerously. "Too many authors DIE before they finish their FINAL WORK."