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[15-Feb-2017] [One-Punch Man] For What Fun
Title: For What Fun
Prompt: 15-Feb-2017 "happiness don't make you happy, joy don't make you glad"
Based on: One-Punch Man
Characters: Saitama, others
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Brief mild adult humor.
Saitama was shopping when two local C-class heroes recognized him.
"Are you coming to the heroes' party this weekend?" one hero said.
"Nah," Saitama said.
"Aw, c'mon, bro," the other hero said. "There's free food and drink."
"And plenty of hero-groupies," the first hero added, "for every gender, orientation, and fetish."
"Nah," Saitama said again.
"Dude!" the other hero said. "Why did you even become a hero!?"
"For FUN," Saitama said. "Excuse me— eggplants are on sale."
"This is obviously some strange usage of the word 'fun' that I wasn't previously aware of," the first hero said to his friend.
Prompt: 15-Feb-2017 "happiness don't make you happy, joy don't make you glad"
Based on: One-Punch Man
Characters: Saitama, others
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Brief mild adult humor.
Saitama was shopping when two local C-class heroes recognized him.
"Are you coming to the heroes' party this weekend?" one hero said.
"Nah," Saitama said.
"Aw, c'mon, bro," the other hero said. "There's free food and drink."
"And plenty of hero-groupies," the first hero added, "for every gender, orientation, and fetish."
"Nah," Saitama said again.
"Dude!" the other hero said. "Why did you even become a hero!?"
"For FUN," Saitama said. "Excuse me— eggplants are on sale."
"This is obviously some strange usage of the word 'fun' that I wasn't previously aware of," the first hero said to his friend.