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31_days2017-02-13 08:00 pm
[13-Feb-2017] [RWBY] Criminal Sunscreening
Title: Criminal Sunscreening
Prompt: 13-Feb-2017 "a bitter star will follow you, an empty sky will swallow you"
Based on: RWBY
Characters: Neo, Roman
Type: Humor/parody; 100 words
Warnings: Mild adult humor. (Neo's Work Is Never Done.)
Roman and Neo were relaxing at the beach. Roman wore his white coat over swimming trunks like a robe, while Neo wore a modest one-piece swimsuit under her open parasol.
Roman looked up at a cloudless sky. "My ginger skin and your 'ice cream' complexion will burn under this sun," he said. "Have you got any sunscreen?"
Neo nodded and held up a huge tube of sunscreen.
Roman cast off his coat. "Then GREASE ME UP WOMAN!" he cried dramatically.
Neo stared at the wall of surprisingly well-sculpted male muscle before her, and then she gave Roman an enthusiastic thumbs-up.
Prompt: 13-Feb-2017 "a bitter star will follow you, an empty sky will swallow you"
Based on: RWBY
Characters: Neo, Roman
Type: Humor/parody; 100 words
Warnings: Mild adult humor. (Neo's Work Is Never Done.)
Roman and Neo were relaxing at the beach. Roman wore his white coat over swimming trunks like a robe, while Neo wore a modest one-piece swimsuit under her open parasol.
Roman looked up at a cloudless sky. "My ginger skin and your 'ice cream' complexion will burn under this sun," he said. "Have you got any sunscreen?"
Neo nodded and held up a huge tube of sunscreen.
Roman cast off his coat. "Then GREASE ME UP WOMAN!" he cried dramatically.
Neo stared at the wall of surprisingly well-sculpted male muscle before her, and then she gave Roman an enthusiastic thumbs-up.
