[10-Feb-2017] [The Big Lebowski] Already Gone, Man

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Title: Already Gone, Man
Prompt: 10-Feb-2017 "I'll never fade out cause I'm already gone"
Based on: The Big Lebowski
See also: "Already Gone" and "Peaceful Easy Feeling" by the fuckin' Eagles.
Characters: The Dude, Walter, Donny
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Adult language and mild adult humor.

"How did your date last night go, Dude?" Walter asked.

"Did you get lucky, Dude?" Donny asked.

"Shut the fuck up Donny!" Walter said. "Did you get lucky, Dude?"

"Well," the Dude said, "We back to her place after dinner, and she dimmed the lights and put on some music..."

"And?" Walter asked impatiently.

"And it was the fuckin' EAGLES, man!" the Dude said sadly.

"That's a total mood killer, Dude," said Walter in sympathy.

"I always thought 'Peaceful Easy Feeling' was kinda romantic," Donny thought out loud.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY!!" Walter and the Dude shouted in unison.