[5-Feb-2017] [Love Hina] I Touch Myself

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Title: I Touch Myself
Prompt: 5-Feb-2017 "and they'll say that you're so sick, boy, but you're only sick of love"
Based on: Love Hina
See also: "I Touch Myself" by Divinyls.
Characters: Kitsune, Naru, Keitaro mentioned
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Nudity and near-explicit adult humor.

Kitsune left the Hinata hot springs, and found Naru taking a pre-bath shower while grumbling to herself.

"I won't bother to ask what's wrong," Kitsune said, "because Keitaro."

"That pervert was staring at me all day today!" Naru growled as she scrubbed herself.

"Some girls would enjoy the attention," Kitsune noted.

"Seriously!?" Naru said. "He's probaby NAKED and TOUCHING himself while thinking about me right now!"

"Naru? Sweetie?" Kitsune said. "YOU'RE naked and touching yourself while thinking about HIM right now."

Naru facepalmed. "A shower isn't exactly the same thing!"

"Yeah," Kitsune said, "but it's close enough to tease you."