[3-Feb-2017] [Fate/stay night] Booby Trap

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Title: Booby Trap
Prompt: 3-Feb-2017 "under the shadow of a precipice"
Based on: Fate/stay night
Characters: Rin, Archer, Rider (off-screen)
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: You can probably guess from the title.
(General warning: It's looking like my Feb-2017 drabbles will have plenty of creepy fan-service.)

Rin was walking through downtown Fuyuki City when Archer suddenly pulled her aside.

"Rider is directly above us," Archer explained. "She's obviously waiting to... uh, ambush... uh..."

"Are you looking up Rider's dress!?" Rin hissed.

"Of COURSE not!" Archer said. "She's facing down. I'm looking DOWN her dress."

"Quit perving on the enemy Servant," Rin growled.

"Are you implying that her beauty distracts me?" a distracted Archer asked.

"DUH!" said Rin. "She's so hot that even *I* find her attractive."

Archer slowly turned to face Rin. "Go on," he said through a heavy nosebleed.

"Welp, we're gonna die," Rin said.