[2-Feb-2017] [El-Hazard] Menu Selection

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Title: Menu Selection
Prompt: 2-Feb-2017 "whatever I have is yours and it's right here"
Based on: El-Hazard
Characters: Fatora, Nanami, Rune Venus
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Adult humor.

Nanami was reluctantly serving Princess Fatora personally at the Shinonome Diner.

Fatora looked over the menu. "So, is everything on this menu currently available?"

"Yes," Nanami said impatiently.

"EX-cellent," the extremely lesbian princess said. "Since your name is listed as the owner, I'll take YOU TO GO."

—

"...and that's what happened," Nanami said to the Princess Rune Venus some time later.

"I am sorry," Rune Venus said. "I've specifically decreed laws against kidnapping you."

"I know," Nanami said, "but Fatora keeps finding loopholes."

"If only she would use her yuri powers for good instead of evil," Rune Venus said sadly.