31_days | [27-Jan-2017] [Touhou Project] It's Getting Kind Of Weird Around Here

Title: It's Getting Kind Of Weird Around Here
Prompt: 27-Jan-2017 "Strange things do happen. They happen all the time"
Based on: Touhou Project
Characters: Reimu, Marisa, Aya, Alice
Type: Humor; 200 words
Warnings: Adorkable silliness.

Reimu and Marisa were having tea when Aya flew in and sat down next to them with a sigh.

"Problem?" Reimu asked Aya.

"Slow news day," Aya said. "I'm bored stupid."

She suddenly turned to Reimu. "Say, you're an interesting person. Do something interesting."

Reimi blinked in surprise, but then she smiled. "Alright. Why not."

She set down her tea, stood up, and began to perform an elegant ceremonial dance silently.

Marisa rolled her eyes. "She said INTERESTING. Hey Aya, hold my tea and watch THIS."

She also began to dance, but also sang as she danced.
"♫ Uh well uh, everybody's heard about the bird
Uh uh uh bird bird bird, the bird is the word... ♫"

"Oh, a talent contest? You're on!" Reimu darted away for a moment, and then rode back into view on a unicycle while juggling five balls in an effortless cascade.

Not to be outdone, Marisa summoned her witches' broom, and then continued her song and dance on broomstick over Reimu's head.

And then, Alice walked up. "What on Earth?..." she asked Aya.

"I think they're trying to outweird each other," Aya explained.

"Oh," said a relieved Alice. "It's just their usual thing, then."