[26-Jan-2017] [Fate/stay night] The French Taunt Her

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Title: The French Taunt Her
Prompt: 26-Jan-2017 "history is personal"
Based on: Fate/stay night
See also: ...well, you know.
Characters: Saber, Irisviel
Type: Humor/parody; 100 words
Warnings: None.
Notes: This takes place during Fate/Zero in case I get to use this OC with Caster.

As Irisviel watched, Saber faced another young female swordswoman who bore an uncanny resemblance to Jane Wiedlin.

I wonder if that Servant could be Joan of Arc, Irisviel thought.

"Your MOTHER was a HAMSTER," the swordswoman said snarkily to Saber, "and your FATHER SMELT of ELDERBERRIES!"

Well, Irisviel thought, she's definitely French. I wonder how Saber will respond.

"Why don't you ROAST a MARSHMALLOW over YOURSELF," Saber shouted, "you CHEESE-EATING SURRENDER MONKEY!"

Irisviel facepalmed. This couldn't possibly be more ridiculous, she thought.

The swordswoman made a magical gesture— and then a cow fell on Saber.

I stand corrected, Irisviel thought.