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[24-Jan-2017] [One-Punch Man] Battle Not With Monsters, Lest Ye Become An Idiot
Title: Battle Not With Monsters, Lest Ye Become An Idiot
Prompt: 24-Jan-2017 "to hell with human beings"
Based on: One-Punch Man
Characters: Saitama, Genos
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: If you gaze into Teh Stoopid, Teh Stoopid gazes back into you.
After a long dull day, Saitama snuggled up in his futon and began to fall asleep.
"Sensei? I've been thinking," Genos suddenly said from his futon.
"I wish you wouldn't do that," Saitama said sadly.
Genos continued undeterred. "You have said that you became a hero 'for fun'. What if you decide that being a villain is more fun?"
"I would never decide that," Saitama said.
"How can you be sure?" a worried Genos asked.
"Because," Saitama said simply, "BEATING a villain is more fun than BEING a villain."
"Oh," said Genos.
"However," Saitama added, "slapping around cyborgs sounds enjoyable."
Prompt: 24-Jan-2017 "to hell with human beings"
Based on: One-Punch Man
Characters: Saitama, Genos
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: If you gaze into Teh Stoopid, Teh Stoopid gazes back into you.
After a long dull day, Saitama snuggled up in his futon and began to fall asleep.
"Sensei? I've been thinking," Genos suddenly said from his futon.
"I wish you wouldn't do that," Saitama said sadly.
Genos continued undeterred. "You have said that you became a hero 'for fun'. What if you decide that being a villain is more fun?"
"I would never decide that," Saitama said.
"How can you be sure?" a worried Genos asked.
"Because," Saitama said simply, "BEATING a villain is more fun than BEING a villain."
"Oh," said Genos.
"However," Saitama added, "slapping around cyborgs sounds enjoyable."