31_days | [22-Jan-2017] [Umisho] Were-Fish Were Fishy

Title: Were-Fish Were Fishy
Prompt: 22-Jan-2017 "we are made out of moonlight and water"
Based on: Kenkou Zenrakei Suieibu Umishou
Characters: Momoko, Sanae, Amuro
Type: Humor; 200 words
Warnings: None.

Momoko and Sanae watched Amuro swim with effortless inhuman speed. "I think she must be part mermaid," Momoko said to Sanae.

"Maybe she's a 'were-mermaid'," Sanae thought out loud.

"Is there such a thing?" Momoko asked. "I mean, I KNOW there's no such thing, but I've never heard any stories about were-fish."

Amuro swam up to the girls. "Whatcha talkin' 'bout?" she asked.

"Are you a were-fish?" Sanae asked bluntly.

Amuro blinked in confusion. "A where-what?"

"Were-fish," Momoko said again.

"Fish in ocean," Amuro said. "I mean, that's where they were, the last time I looked for one."

"We're not asking you where fish were," Sanae said. "We're asking you if you ARE a were-fish."

"Aware fish are what?" Amuro asked.

"WERE-fish," Momoko said impatiently.

"Um... I guess most fish are aware of where the other fish are..." Amuro said nervously.

"Let's try a different approach," Sanae said. "Do you turn into a fish in the light of a full moon?"

"Not usually," Amuro said. "During the last full moon, there was enough light to see where fish were. I didn't collide with any."

"NOT WHERE FISH WERE!!" Momoko yelled. "WERE-FISH!!"

"FISH IN OCEAN!!," Amuro yelled.

"THIRD BASE!!" Sanae yelled.