[16-Jan-2017] [One-Punch Man] I Have No Mouth And I Must Be Annoying

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Title: I Have No Mouth And I Must Be Annoying
Prompt: 16-Jan-2017 "the power of silence"
Based on: One-Punch Man
See also: I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream.
Characters: Saitama, Genos
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

After yet another battle in which his cyborg body was almost completely destroyed, and after another total rebuild, Genos walked up to Saitama.

"Dude," said Saitama. "Where's your mouth?"

Genos silently held out a note from Dr. Kuseno: Please do not be alarmed. We ran out of mouths. A replacement is on back-order.

Well, maybe I'll finally have some peace and quiet, Saitama thought hopefully.

"Mmm mmmmm mmm. Mmmmm. Mmm mmm mmmmm mmm. Mmm. Mmm mmm mmmmm mmm mmm. Mmm mmmmm mmm mmm mmmmm mmm mmm mmmmm mmm. Mmm," the talkative teenaged cyborg said.

Or maybe not, Saitama thought sadly.