[15-Jan-2017] [Fate/stay night] Sweat Her Sweater

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Title: Sweat Her Sweater
Prompt: 15-Jan-2017 "I would strongly advise you not to advise me"
Based on: Fate/stay night
Characters: Rin, Shirou
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Shirou glanced at Rin's favorite red turtleneck as they set out to fight. "Are you going to wear that sweater to a battle to the death?" Shirou asked.

"You're one to talk, 'Mr. Jeans And Jersey'," Rin growled.

"It's not that," Shirou said. "I know you like that sweater, and it suits you. I'd hate to see it get torn or muddied."

"Oh," a touched Rin said. "Well, um..."

"Or drenched in blood and gore," Shirou continued cluelessly, "or partly dissolved by some weird acid attack in a fan-servicey way."

"You need to learn when to stop talking," Rin noted.