[2-Jan-2017] [Azumanga Daioh] Something's F***y

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Title: Something's Fucky
Prompt: 2-Jan-2017 "a profound sense of strangeness"
Based on: Azumanga Daioh
See also: Trailer Park Boys.
Characters: Osaka, others
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None, besides the expletive in the title.

Osaka paused and looked into the distance.

"Miss Osaka? Is something wrong?" Chiyo asked.

"Something's fishy," Osaka declared.

"No, today's school lunch menu is tofu with pork," Tomo said.

"Something is rotten in the state of Denmark," Osaka added.

"Do you even know where Denmark is on a map?" Yomi asked.

"Mark my words," Osaka said as she walked away. "Something is afoot."

The remaining girls paused to check the soles of their shoes.

"Do you thing something really is wrong somewhere?" Tomo asked Yomi.

"Not someTHING, but definitely someONE," Yomi said. "This is OSAKA who's saying this, after all."