[21-Dec-2016] [Fate/stay night] Holy Grail Con

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Title: Holy Grail Con
Prompt: 21-Dec-2016 "we all suffered in order to make it here, right?"
Based on: Fate/stay night
Characters: (several)
Type: Humor/parody; 100 words
Warnings: Out-of-context silliness and disturbing humor.
Notes: I started with an idea much closer to the prompt, but I ended up with THIS.

Shirou, Rin, and Sakura wandered through a mostly-empty hotel convention room.

"I gotta say that this 'Holy Grail Con' is a major disappointment," Shirou said.

"I can't believe they held a last-minute 'mana-raiser' at the door," Rin agreed.

"Now, now," Sakura said. "It'll be worth it just for the Eirei panel—"

As if on cue, Zouken appeared. "I'm afraid that the Eirei panel has been canceled. As reimbursement, please accept these tickets for an extra hour in the Crest-Worm Pit."

"Oh GOODY!" Sakura cried. "I LOVE play pits!"

Shirou and Rin offered Sakura their tickets. "Have fun," Shirou said nervously.