ext_84495 ([identity profile] kb9vcn.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] 31_days2016-12-20 08:55 pm

[20-Dec-2016] [Vocaloid & UTAU] Max Bedroom

Title: Max Bedroom
Prompt: 20-Dec-2016 "even I have sleepless nights"
Based on: Vocaloid & UTAU
Characters: Ruko, Teto
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.
Notes: This joke was stolen from an Imgur dank meme dump. (I think they stole it from Twitter.)

Ruko had invited Teto to her coffeehouse attic bedroom to show off some new furniture.

"This huge Western-style bed looks really comfortable," Teto said, "but I'm amazed that you were able to get it into this tiny room."

"Now that I have a larger bed," Ruko said, "I have less open bedroom, but I have more open bed room."

Teto frowned, repeated this to herself once or twice, and then clutched at her poor head.

"Are you OK?" Ruko asked nervously.

"NO!!" Teto cried tearfully. "BRAIN ALL HURTY!!"

"Why don't you take a nap," Ruko said. "There's plenty of room."