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[12-Dec-2016] [Noir] That's How She Rolls
Title: That's How She Rolls
Prompt: 12-Dec-2016 "I thought I knew you better than anyone else"
Based on: Noir
Characters: Mireille, Kirika
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Random awkward humor.
Notes: TIL this argument has a Wikipedia article.
Mireille was using the apartment toilet. She reached for toilet paper, and then sighed. "KIRIKA!!" she shouted. "YOU DIDN'T REFILL THE TOILET PAPER DISPENSER!!"
Kirika suddenly barged into the bathroom. "GAH!!" Mireille gasped. "You could've just HANDED the roll to me!!"
Ignoring her, Kirika refilled the dispenser, and then turned to leave.
"Wait," Mireille said. "You refilled the roll backwards. The paper should roll off towards the wall."
Kirika glared at Mireille, as if to say, If you COMPLAIN about ONE MORE THING, I will END YOU.
Mireille shuddered. Sometimes, she thought, that girl scares the MERDE out of me.
Prompt: 12-Dec-2016 "I thought I knew you better than anyone else"
Based on: Noir
Characters: Mireille, Kirika
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Random awkward humor.
Notes: TIL this argument has a Wikipedia article.
Mireille was using the apartment toilet. She reached for toilet paper, and then sighed. "KIRIKA!!" she shouted. "YOU DIDN'T REFILL THE TOILET PAPER DISPENSER!!"
Kirika suddenly barged into the bathroom. "GAH!!" Mireille gasped. "You could've just HANDED the roll to me!!"
Ignoring her, Kirika refilled the dispenser, and then turned to leave.
"Wait," Mireille said. "You refilled the roll backwards. The paper should roll off towards the wall."
Kirika glared at Mireille, as if to say, If you COMPLAIN about ONE MORE THING, I will END YOU.
Mireille shuddered. Sometimes, she thought, that girl scares the MERDE out of me.