ext_84495 ([identity profile] kb9vcn.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] 31_days2016-12-07 10:25 pm

[7-Dec-2016] [Fate/stay night] Taigamesh

Title: Taigamesh
Prompt: 7-Dec-2016 "I won't hide my love anymore!"
Based on: Fate/stay night
Characters: Kotomine, Gilgamesh, Taiga
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: 200% CRACK.

"I have found a new Master for you," Kotomine said to Gilgamesh.

Taiga walked up. "HI!!" she said brightly.

"Seriously!?" Gilgamesh said in disbelief.

"Well," Taiga explained, "Shirou and Rin finally told me about this Holy Grail War thingy, and they told me ALL about Saber and Archer, and I decided I wanted a piece of the action."

"Not only is my new Master a 'mongrel'," an unimpressed Gilgamesh thought out loud, "but she's also a 'Christmas cake'!"

Taiga licked her lips suggestively. "Oh," she purred, "I can't WAIT to use a 'Command Spell' or two on YOU."

Gilgamesh gulped.