[24-Nov-2016] [Touhou Project] Alice's Restaurant

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Title: Alice's Restaurant
Prompt: 24-Nov-2016 "one must work and dare if one really wants to live"
Based on: Touhou Project
See also: "Alice's Restaurant Massacree" by Arlo Guthrie. Happy Thanksgiving!
Characters: Alice, Reimu
Type: Horror?/humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Reimu was hosting an autumn festival (and drinking party) at the Hakurei Shrine. Alice had volunteered to help prepare some food.

"This food is delicious," Reimu said sincerely. "If you ever tire of being a puppetmaster, you should open your own restaurant in the human village."

"I've thought about it," Alice said, "but a restaurant requires long hours and hard work for small profit."

She picked up a large knife and toyed with it. "...and I'd also have to find a source of... INGREDIENTS."

Reimu was suddenly reminded that, while Alice was kind-hearted and sensible, she was also incredibly terrifying.