ext_84495 ([identity profile] kb9vcn.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] 31_days2016-11-20 10:00 pm

[20-Nov-2016] [Noir] Hit Jobless

Title: Hit Jobless
Prompt: 20-Nov-2016 "I would rather die of passion than of boredom"
Based on: Noir
Characters: Mireille, Kirika
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Brief adult humor, gunfire and grim humor.

Mireille and Kirika were sitting at home, staring at the walls, the windows, and each other.

"Do we have any job offers?" Kirika asked hopefully.

Mireille checked her computer for the fifth time that day. "None. We've been idle for almost two weeks. Shall we take a vacation?"

"Mmm, no. The theater?"

"Mmm, no. The race-track?"

"Mmm, no. Kinky lesbian sex?"

"Mmm—"

Just then, they came under gunfire through the nearest window, apparently from a rival assassin. They dropped to the floor and drew their weapons.

This is more like it, Mireille and Kirika thought to themselves with grim excitement.