[15-Nov-2016] [Fruits Basket] Love Isn't In The Air

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Title: Love Isn't In The Air
Prompt: 15-Nov-2016 "I was in the middle of the sweetest, quietest romance"
Based on: Fruits Basket
Characters: Shigure, Kyou, Yuki off-screen
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Slapstick violence.

Shigure was reviewing a draft of his dime-store romance novel. The lovers gazed deeply into each others' eyes, he read. As he leaned in, their lips brushed—

Kyou yelled from the next room. "LET'S GO, RAT-BOY!! MY FIST, YOUR FACE!!"

Shigure sighed and returned to his draft. The lovers gazed deeply into each others' eyes, he read. As he leaned in, their lips brushed—

A well-punched Kyou flew into the room, over Shigure's head, through the opposite window, and some distance from Shigure's house.

Shigure sighed again and shut down his computer. I can't work under these conditions, he thought.