[14-Nov-2016] [Galaxy Angel] Watch The Rear

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Title: Watch The Rear
Prompt: 14-Nov-2016 "You can rely on me. I will always let you down"
Based on: Galaxy Angel
Characters: Forte, Ranpha
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.
Notes: This is somewhat (but not entirely?) OOC for Ranpha.

While on space patrol in their Angel Frames, Forte and Ranpha suddely came under attack.

"I think I can take them," Forte said over intercom, "but I'll need you to guard my back."

"OK," Ranpha said.

"So you're gonna guard my back, right?"

"Yeah."

"Tell me what you're gonna do, Ranpha."

"I'm gonna guard your back."

A minute later, Forte called from her badly damaged craft. "WHY! DIDN'T! YOU! GUARD! MY! BACK!?"

"I just got a notification," Ranpha said. "There's a two-for-one sale at our favorite shopping planet."

"GREAT!!" Forte yelled. "MAYBE WE CAN BUY A COUPLE OF NEW SPACECRAFT!!"