[11-Nov-2016] [El-Hazard] Boom, Like That

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Title: Boom, Like That
Prompt: 11-Nov-2016 "an improbable fiction"
Based on: El-Hazard
See also: "Boom, Like That" by Mark Knopfler.
Characters: Afura, Miz, Shayla
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Miz and Shayla found Afura reading a book from her library. "Is that a history book?" Miz asked.

"It's a biography of past great priestesses," Afura said, "and a history of their accomplishments."

"Do ya think they'll write a book like that about me someday?" Shayla asked.

"No, your greatest accomplishments will probably fit on a brochure," Afura said smugly.

"Ha ha, very funny," Shayla grumbled.

"Actually," Miz said, "they could just compile all the itemized bills for property she's destroyed."

"That's ENOUGH," Shayla growled.

"More than enough," Afura agreed. "You've blown up enough buildings to fill a multi-volume work."