[10-Nov-2016] [RWBY] Let Her Eat Cake

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Title: Let Her Eat Cake
Prompt: 10-Nov-2016 "the most dangerous food is wedding cake"
Based on: RWBY
Characters: Ruby, Weiss, Yang
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.
Notes: Just an excuse to quote Rooster Teeth Podcast #271. This takes place before v3e12, or in RWBY Chibi canon, or as AU fanon. (I dropped RWBY after v3e12.)

(By my count, this is my 1999th drabble, and #2000 is here.)

Weiss had invited Ruby and Yang to the wedding of a Schnee Dust Company executive (Blake had obviously declined).

Just before the reception, Yang and Ruby walked up to the wedding cake. "That looks delicious," Ruby said.

"Why don't you have some?" a mischievous Yang said.

"Can I cut it now?" Ruby asked nervously.

"Sure," Yang lied with a twinkle in her eye.

Weiss appeared in the nick of time. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" she cried.

"Can't I cut it now?" Ruby asked nervously.

"NO!!" Weiss shrieked.

"Awww," Yang said. "Can't I have a LITTLE fun?"

"NO!!" Weiss shrieked again.