ext_84495 ([identity profile] kb9vcn.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] 31_days2016-11-09 11:35 pm

[9-Nov-2016] [Genshiken] Truth In Advertising

Title: Truth In Advertising
Prompt: 9-Nov-2016 "truth is tough"
Based on: Genshiken
Characters: Sasahara, Madarame, Tanaka, others
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Cruel humor.

The club was sitting around a small television and watching a new late-night anime. After the credits rolled, an advertisement for a campustown restaurant aired:

"HEY LOSERS!! HAD ENOUGH OF WATCHING LATE-NIGHT ANIME, ALONE AND HUNGRY, WITHOUT A DATE OR A GIRLFRIEND!? WELL, YOU'LL PROBABLY NEVER HAVE A DATE OR A GIRLFRIEND— SO TREAT YOURSELF TO THE BEST CURRY IN THE CAMPUSTOWN!!..."

"...so, wanna go get some curry?" Sasahara asked the others weakly.

"Actually," Madarame said, "I was thinking of killing myself out of sheer loneliness."

"We could go get some curry first," Tanaka said.

"...well, alright," Madarame said reluctantly.