[8-Nov-2016] [Haruhi Suzumiya] Look Over The Books

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Title: Look Over The Books
Prompt: 8-Nov-2016 "in literature, as well as love, we are astonished at what is chosen in others"
Based on: Haruhi Suzumiya
Characters: Kyon, others mentioned
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Possible adult humor.
Notes: Leaving the reader to imagine the punch-line.

Kyon walked up to the school library counter and handed several books to the student helper. "I'm returning these books from the SOS Brigade," he said.

The helper carded the first book. "Ooh, calligraphy," she said.

"That was Mikuru-chan," said Kyon.

The helper carded the next few books. "Alien Sightings In The News... Time Travel And You... ESP For Dummies..."

"Those are Haruhi's," said Kyon. "The rest of the books are Miss Nagato's."

The helper looked at the remaining books and blushed furiously. "I didn't know a school library HAD books like these."

"It's always the quiet ones," Kyon noted.