[5-Nov-2016] [Touhou Project] Me And You, Remembering

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Title: Me And You, Remembering
Prompt: 5-Nov-2016 "memory believes before knowing remembers"
Based on: Touhou Project
See also: "Me And You, Remembering" by fIREHOSE.
(The Reddit "member" meme is from South Park, but Mike Watt did it better back in 1989.)
Characters: Kaguya, Mokou
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Kaguya and Mokou had taken a day off from killing each other for a stroll through the human village.

"Look! They've torn down the blacksmith building!" Kaguya cried. "That was a perfectly good building!"

"Kaguya, they tore it down eighty years ago," Mokou said. "Remember?"

"Oh." Kaguya sighed. "We've had this conversation multiple times, haven't we."

"Remember me and you talkin' about the time *I* couldn't 'member 'memberin'?" Mokou asked.

Kaguya frowned in thought. "...no," she said slowly, "I don't remember that at ALL."

"I'd always heard SHORT-term memory was the first to go," a worried Mokou thought out loud.