[3-Nov-2016] [Umisho] Different Strokes

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Title: Different Strokes
Prompt: 3-Nov-2016 "one day a shoulder bone scything up from the depths, another day a little jutting heel"
Based on: Kenkou Zenrakei Suieibu Umishou
Characters: Kaname, Amuro, Momoko, others
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

"So," Kaname asked the swimming team. "Has anyone learned any new techniques recently?"

Amuro raised a hand. "Actually, I've just invented a brand new stroke," she said proudly.

"That's great, Amuro," said Kaname. "Would you like to demonstrate it for us?"

Amuro dove into the pool, and then began to thrash as if she had a weedeater in her swimsuit.

"That doesn't look very competitive," Kaname noted.

"I only said that it was NEW," Amuro shouted without stopping. "I didn't say it was GOOD."

"I'm not sure if she's demonstrating a stroke," Momoko said, "or if she's HAVING a stroke."