[26-Oct-2016] [Rosario + Vampire] Skeleton Keyed Up

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Title: Skeleton Keyed Up
Prompt: 26-Oct-2016 "skeleton keys"
Based on: Rosario + Vampire
Characters: Tsukune, Mizore
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Very mild adult humor.

Tsukune found a Mizore in his closet. "Good morning," Mizore said sweetly.

"I could've sworn I locked the door," Tsukune said to himself.

Mizore held up a skeleton key made of ice. "I opened it with DEEP LOVE."

"It's rude to violate others' privacy," said Tsukune. "Everyone has skeletons in their closet."

"Well, *I* don't," Mizore said. "I KNOW some skeletons. They've NEVER been in MY closet!"

"I didn't mean that literally," Tsukune said.

"But if they were," Mizore added, "their sexual orientation is none of my business anyway!"

"I don't even know what you're talking about anymore," Tsukune noted.